Translating Allahpunditry

Pelosi: “We’re going to do some­thing good for Amer­ica even if it costs us our jobs.”

Alexan­der: “Screw that, I’m keep­ing my job and my government-​​provided health care.”

Pelosi: “We’ll do it with­out you then.”

Allah­pun­dit: “I think Pelosi comes across as the bad guy here.”